Table of Contents 8 Mistakes Men Make About Women 8 Ways To Destroy Your Friendships Adultery Is Bad. Telling Your Spouse Is Worse Can a Real Conservative and a Real Liberal Be Real Friends? Coping With Obama-Induced Irritation Syndrome (OIIS): A Guide for the Perplexed First Baby Seals, Then Spotted Owls, Now Frankincense Five Priceless Tips to Prevent Call Center Derangement Syndrome Four Congressional Democrats to Oil and Gas Industries: Drop Dead Help! I’m Surrounded by Intolerant Liberals at Work: A Guide for the Perplexed and the Outnumbered How To Avoid Adultery When Temptation Is Looking You in the Eye How to Confront the Anti-Israel Fixation of the Left HOW TO CONFRONT THE ANTI-SEMITISM OF THE LEFT (and the uninformed) In Praise of Worry Irony Alert! Leftist Women Now Overjoyed That Government IS in Their Bodies Israel’s 20% Arab Population: A Dire Prediction From A Dependable Source Our Long National Light Bulb Nightmare Has Been Averted – For Now Sex Addiction 101 Teen Girl on FB Acts Like Teen Girl on FB: Dad Shoots Her Laptop The Chastened Adulterer: How an Affair Is Like a Heart Attack and The Case for Psychotherapy The End of the Light Bulb as We Know It The House of Representatives, the Senate, and the light bulb The Joys and Perils of Driving With a 65-Year-Old Teenager At The Wheel The Power of Our Tattoos The Silent Treatment: The Coward’s Way Out The Unbearable Smugness of Liberals: A Guide for the Perplexed Three Ways To Cope with the Coming Plague of Obama Bumper Stickers Three Weeks and 1 Day Till The End of The Lightbulb As We Know It Why Apologies Matter Why Obama’s Promotion of Oral Contraceptives Guarantees the Spread of Lethal STDs